I think we're at our best by the flicker by the light of the TV set.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

If I didn't already love and admire his ultimate coolness and if I didn't already fully intend on purchasing and reading his new autobiography (praised by such acclaimed critics as The New York Times), this self-written description of Steven Tyler's apparent literary masterpiece totally would have won me over:

"I've been mythicized, Mick-icized, eulogized and fooligized, I've been Cole-Portered and farmer's-daughtered, I've been Led Zepped and 12-stepped. I'm a rhyming fool and so cool that me, Fritz the Cat, and Mohair Sam are the baddest cats that am. I have so many outrageous stories, too many, and I'm gonna tell 'em all. All the unexpurgated, brain-jangling tales of debauchery, sex & drugs, transcendence & chemical dependence you will ever want to hear."

Order your copy of Does the Noise in My Head Bother You? HERE.

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