1. Jacoby Ellsbury
2. Adam Lambert
3. Angie Tempura
4. Doc Jensen
5. Jimmy Fallon
Below are the reasons I want to eat with these particular people. See if you can match them up correctly.
a. I want to talk to him about The Variable.
b. I want to tell him the Yankees suck and he is my hero.
c. I want to know why his people haven't called my people yet to schedule an interview.
d. I want him to sing that beautiful scream of his in my face.
e. Bitch, please.
(Answers: 1. b, 2. d, 3. e, 4. a, 5. c)
Can you tell how bored I am?