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Friday, September 10, 2010

Queen Kors and Cassssssanova

There's been a Project Runway travesty, my fashion loving friends. The fabulous, lovable Latin designer of season eight has been kicked off the catwalk. Yes, Heidi, Nina and Mr. Kors (and guest judge Veronica Mars!) sent Casanova back to Queens. Horrible, right? Ezzssssaaactlyyyy.

I'm not sure how the rest of the season will be as enticing without Carlos Casanova's adorable accent, lack of the English language, and constant whining. No one brings more flavor to the work room than him. I think Runway judge Michael Kors will miss Casanova the most. Kors' reaction to and critique of the star seamstress provided some of the best Runway material we've seen in years. I believe it's safe to say no one has brought such personality to the workroom since everyones favorite hot mess Christian Siriano.

Unfortunately, Casanova's appearance on Heidi's catwalk was cut short thanks to his old lady aesthetic and the terrible Ivy Higa (ick!). While Casanova's work might not always have impressed us, his personality was certainly appreciated. Also appreciated was the couture verbal vomit that Michael Kors spit at him during judging each week. These obnoxious criticism's were worth every second of Casanova's time on the show. Here are a few examples of Kors' choice words for Casanova:

Example A(Episode 1) "She's like the mother of the bride who's a belly dancer. She's a sexaholic, but she's conservative, I don't know who she is. She's a pole dancer in Dubai!"

Example B: (Episode 3) "Where do I start? I mean, she looks like a transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral."

Example C: (Episode 7) "I think if the challenge was to make something for a 70-year-old woman to go sit in a mall and getting back to the house early so she can watch television, you succeeded."

I'll misssss you Cassssanovaaaa. In remembrance, here's a classsssssic Casssssanova clip:


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    1. I love Casanova. He made me laugh a lot. I was so sad when he left the show.