Ke$ha Hatin'

Ke$ha on SNL. Ke$ha opening for Rhianna on tour this summer. Ke$ha on the radio with a new hit single. Ke$ha. Ke$ha. Ke$ha. Go away! 

I've watched the video posted below roughly 10 times in the last two days. I'm thankful someone else is as openly disappointed and appalled at the disaster that is Ke$ha. This woman is as confused as I am at Ke$ha's unfortunate success. Watch as she explains the hidden meaning - and Ke$ha's apparent cry for help - in "Tik Tok".

GloZell, I'd love to share a bottle of Andre with you.

Here are three more reasons to think the girl is gross in case you still aren't convinced:

1. She calls her style "gargbage chic." Note to Ke$ha: NOTHING about garbage is chic. NOTHING. Especially not you.

2. She has been told she smells like a "shrimp diaper." WTF?! I don't know what's more appalling: the fact that someone thinks she smells like a shrimp-filled diaper or the fact that she proudly shares this with the world. Supposedly she wanted to be in a skit on SNL geared toward her shrimp diaper scent. Note to Ke$ha: Smelling like a shrimp diaper is NOT funny and NOT attractive and you should NOT be proud of this. TAKE A SHOWER and use plenty of soap. 

3. She dissed Justin Bieber, calling him a "tiny baby" who she would like to push around in a stroller. Listen, girl, sure he's an annoying tweeny bopper, but as the musical guest on SNL a week before your performance on the late night show, he appeared in not one, but two skits. And he was funny. You didn't appear in a single one, much to your presumed dismay (maybe Lorne Michaels would have reconsidered if you hadn't smelled like such a shrimp diaper). After last week, I'm pretty sure Tina Fey is a Bieber fan. And anything that Tina Fey likes is officially awesome. Bieber gets the last laugh. See his performance aside Tina below:

Best line: "I'll buy you a panini and some SPANX to make you teeny."

Said it before and I'll say it again. Ke$ha, get lost!